Medically clapped

Instead of calling somebody retarded, you can call them medically clapped because I dont know.

'Give me your phone cuh'
'You're*'
'You're medically clapped mate.'

by DatGuyIn7H November 6, 2017

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016

Soft Claps

When someone can't perform well in bed, or something sad/bad happens, they have soft claps

From the latin term - Softius Claptus

Soft Claps - Damn, you heard Justin crashed his car last night? Smh, soft claps bro

That dude ain't got no game, soft claps

by Hardclapsonly December 30, 2020

clapped vagina

Old vagina

When the clapped vagina is so loose you get loat in 2 seconds

by Axell Owyhee January 26, 2018