The Hot Carl Weathers is an evolved form of the Hot Carl. Whereas a typical Hot Carl involves saran wrap over your face as your partner drops a steaming load of crap on your eyes, a "Hot Carl Weathers" has a very large black man, roughly the size of the actor Carl Weathers, working his anal magic all over your face.
by Ballsballson April 17, 2016
Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.
Example:
Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.
by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010
Another variation of the Cincinnati bowtie, where the giver flatulates in the victim's face. Only this time, the flatulation becomes a shart, and the victim receives a ferocious spray to the face, similar to a Hot Carl. However, no seran wrap is involved. If the shart comes out as hot brown lumps dribbling on the neck, the carl becomes a Windy City Steamer.
by Master Leo November 03, 2006
Combination of a sack lunch and a hot carl (hot karl in some dialects). Where a male squats over another person, places testicles in their mouth, and defecates on their chest.
No known documented incidents as of yet.
No known documented incidents as of yet.
by Saran Wrap August 16, 2006
when a guy is takeing a dump the girl is giving the guy a blow job right there when hes taking a dump
by billy bob joe bob hairs March 24, 2007
Having anal sex immediately followed by oral sex. Not to be confused with a rusty trombone, which is having sex with a girl who is on her period immediately followed by oral sex.
by Carl Hotness July 06, 2006
I'm so tired of gettin' straight Carled.
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
Carl: "Hey guys... where ya going?"
guy 1: "to the bowling alley."
guy 2: "We're goig to the bowling alley?"
guy 1: "fuck no..!... but Carl is."
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008