jive turkey

1. Someone who's full of shit, an idiot, or likes to run linux even though they can't make the sound work.
2. Turkey slow roasted in artificial jive flavoring.

1. Jim: Linux is so much better than windows even though I can't make the sound work.
Me: Shut yo mouth, fuckin Jive Turkey.

2. Damn that be some good Jive Turkey, pass the corn flakes.

by Nettled October 21, 2003

turkey coma

that lazy and sick feeling after eating a big turkey dinner generally after thanksgiving or christmas

"Hey! wanna go shopping a at the after thanksgivings day sales??"

"naw i dont think ill be out of my turkey coma"

by Burtny December 25, 2007

Turkey necking

as you and your female partner are having sex doggy style the head of your penis pulls the inside of her vagina out resembling that of a turkeys neck

The other night I was back there turkey necking my old lady.

by Mr. Pit August 5, 2008

Turkey time

A turkey says gobble gobble and if you gobble somthing you eat it.

turkey time > eating out a girl

gobble gobble> the licking you do

During oral sex wit that hoe down the street she asked if it was turkey time and i responded with gobble gobble.


Yummy cooter juice!!!!!!!!!

by whitey May 6, 2005

dirty turkey

When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.

Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.

by MGD123 June 10, 2009

turkey sandwich

run bitch or prepare to run

man 1: the cops are coming!
man 2: turkey sandwich!

by gooch is awesome January 15, 2008

Chive Turkey

One who spends an immense amount of time using the chive.

Me: What are you doing?
Steve: Chiving.
Me: You've been on the chive for a minute.
Steve: Like three hours.
Me: ...Chive Turkey.

by JusCallMeBag January 28, 2013