Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 04, 2018
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Reverse Dutch Runner

This is the same as a Dutch Runner only the hands of each person are switched.
Bro I just got a Reverse Dutch Runner from this prostitute last night best $10 I ever spent.
by ColoialSun0653 October 28, 2019
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Political free runner

Abbreviated P.F.R.; An individual who does not identify as a supporter for particular political party. They are called this because of how they usually make their own path that is consistent with their values and world views instead of just going by views held by other people, which is similar to what a free runner does when trying to move through an area.
Yassin does not strongly favor any political party over the others. They have made their own unique identity based on their values and beliefs. Yassin is a political free runner.
by Vanguard 1998 January 15, 2022
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Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
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Runners Cock

When you get back from a run and find your cock has shrivelled up inside you like a startled snail.
I got back from a run this morning do discover my cock had shrunk, it was just a bellend. I had bad case of Runners Cock.
by Teddy Winklebottom June 15, 2022
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mill runner

Wow!! Look at her she’s been working on the MILL. She’s a real MILL RUNNER.
by Deedubs March 12, 2022
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Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.
Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg
by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025
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