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To finesse a mango

Skilfully slicing a mango
Mason likes to finesse a mango
To finesse a mango by Bool123 July 16, 2018

Away in a Mango Burger 

A burger that comes with mango
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Away in a Mango Burger, you should try it!"

Pullin a Manooshian 

The act of blowing off school or work to stay home and play World of Warcraft all day.
Student1: hey today is the big test where is pete?
Student2: oh hes pullin a manooshian so he can grind for experience points instead of getting an education and getting laid.

Father: Thats it mister if you pull a manooshian 1 more time god help me...
Son: but Dadddd i hate school i just wanna play WoW 14 hours a day.
Father: (screamo screams in sons face RAWHHHHH!!!!!!)

Kissed a manikin 

Kissed a manikin: The expression to describe the phenomenon that takes place when everything is perfect in a relationship and you take it for granted and cheat on your partner and ruin the perfect relationship. The manikin is the person that you can't have.

the grass is always greener on the other sidehindsight is 2020
John and his wife had the perfect relationship, until John "kissed a manikin".

National cut a mans dick off 

April 25th when its legal to cut any mans dick off that was bad to you
Victim:Do you know what day is it?
(Male)r@pist:No what?
Victim:Its national cut a mans dick off
R@pist:What??
Victim:*cuts his dick off*

a manners girl 

a girl who attends lady manners school. she often wears a short skirt allowing her to flash her gash this regularly results in a pregnancy before her GCSE's. A manners girl is stuck up and is known for owning around 14 horses and her own stables. This applied to every girl who goes to lady manners school, it is not just a stereotypical view from the rival school highfields. highfields is a much better school where they achieve very high grades and have a wide range of cultural and diverse students, ranging from chav-esque boys to new look obbsessed dumb pre-teen girls. girls from manners are also known for their slag like behavior, boys from highfields know this because they have on many occasions tried to 'pull' a manners girl. this has never really resulted in a long term realtionship. some say this is because of the slutty manners girls but secretly we all know its due to the genuine unattractivness and chavness and dumbness of the highfields lads. also they do not get sarcasm. highfields girls are known to be jealous of the manners girls. mainly because of their natural beauty and indvidual style. manners girls are very classy and mature for their age. highfield lasses are jealous of this becasue they still act and dress like they are in year 9 with their flower top/dresses and 3/4 length leggings and primark pumps. so basically, do not trust a manners girl they are all heartless whores.
'a bowling ball accomodates less fingers than a manners girl'

'i am so jealous of them manners girls. they are all so pretty. they dont have to slap a whole tub of dream matte mousse on their faces before they caome out unlike me - a highfields girl'

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