An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023
Get the Autism Jeansmug. The Light Blue pair of jeans that have not been washed since the day they were purchased. These jeans are crusty enough to stand up on their own when taken off. These jeans have their own eco-system and quite literally houses millions of dirty bacteria , fungus and mold that leach off of the jeans cloth. These jeans have been dragged through mud, gutter filth and any backwater alley sewer gunk you can find. On closer inspection you can even find a many cum stains surrounding the crotch, that no one knows who it belongs to.
by LoonyKlepto October 20, 2021
Get the Angel Jeansmug. Emily-Jean also goes as Emily. She is a total bitch. Never get into a relationship with her, you WILL regret it. She will cheat and when she is done with you, she’ll drop you like a hot potato! Then she will try and get you back. Trust me, just STAY AWAY FROM ANY EMILY-JEANS! Mmm k...
Person A- Did you see Emily-Jean today?
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!
Person B- Yeah! She’s such a slutty bitch
Person A- I know right!
by ThatRandomRavenclaw2007 June 15, 2019
Get the Emily-Jeanmug. Professor Jean Baptiste Collin de Sussy from Amogus University. He completed his PhD in sussery, specializing in desussification. His dissertation concerned the process of desussification and potential optimizations in its efficiency. It was lauded worldwide as a breakthough in the field of sussery and he was awarded the Impostor Medal for his work!!
Oh my god!! I got accepted to Amogus University!! I can't wait to learn from Professor Jean-Baptiste himself!!! He is my idol!
by ong💀 October 19, 2022
Get the Jean-Baptistemug. Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.
by Bware360 February 22, 2020
Get the Buckle Jeansmug. ugly ass kid in my class who wont stfu and thinks hes so cool but he cant pull no bitches and is obsessive over this one girl in our class that has a bf
by idontlikeugoaway February 12, 2023
Get the skinny jeansmug. The chick that looks like an STD linebacker, who sleeps with anyone in the bar. She is an Amazon woman who pretends to be drunk after one Corona, and loves younger men. She will let you fuck her anywhere, and if you can't find the wet spot, you are more than encouraged to roll her in flour. If you still can't find the wet spot anal is welcome. You can find this "lady" usually surrounded by the British. Has a bush like Sasquatch, and has the jugs of dolly Parton.
by Kirk ass June 5, 2017
Get the bar jeanmug.