Riding goofy

When you're a lesbian and you fuck with your left hand, but you're right handed.

She had to get surgery on her right hand, thank God she's riding goofy.

by emmapleaseee October 07, 2020

sploofy goofy

explaining the most goofy ass act of deviousness

bro this is so sploofy goofy i swear that starved dog can stun lock a high level boss

by funnynikiamongus June 23, 2023

Kick It Goofy

When you’re trying to play with someone on G

J Dog- “Ay bruh I thought you said you were gonna pull up today”

T Dog- “Ay bruh I just wanted to switch it up man”

J Dog- “Bro stop playing wit me I’m tryna kick it goofy

by ibaghotguys August 16, 2021

The Goofy Movie

An amazing movie about a father and his son

Did you see The Goofy Movie? It's really heartwarming.

by PissePant November 30, 2020

goofy ahh nigga

goofy little silly black person

shut ur goofy ahh nigga up

by sighstr6ed January 27, 2025

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness

The Unholy Goofy Ahhness is a common symptom of being friends with entity - 69420 ‘Kairav’. It is a dangerous effect leaving the victim in a state of paralysis until they black out. When they wake up they will be almost controlled to roam around being goofy ahh, horny and attempting to enforce goofy ahhness on others. The most dangerous things about these zombies is if there are any females within a 200 mile radius, they will teleport to them and attempt to rizz them up, thus causing them to die of cringe due to the terrible rizz of the kairav zombies.

A case of The Unholy Goofy Ahhness in action

Me: Watch out! The rizz rombies are here!
Bro: Oh no!
Me: RUN!
Rizz Zombies: Something must be wrong with my phone, cuz it doesnt have your number in it😏😏😏
Me and Bro: Dies from cringe

by Ovall September 15, 2023

Goofy Nuts

Someone who sneezes and farts at the same time while being on a roller coaster

Did you hear goofy nuts three rows back?

by Cobblershlobber August 13, 2020