Derek

a non white person

Timmy: DAMN BRO THAT GUYS A DEREK
Calvin: Foreal bro he's asian asf

by getmoneyfuckbitches1 November 21, 2021

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It’s Derek

Its what you call a man who’s Dick your sucking on your knees when after daydreaming you snap back to reality and forgot who’s dick it belongs to.

“ I wonder who will be at the family reunion? Oh shit I’m sucking this guys dick but who’s dick is it? Ok girl down and then look up……oh look, it’s Derek”

by Franleen February 26, 2023

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He’s a hottie that has the most attractive gf.he’s athletic and hardworking. He is the best boyfriend , too bad he’s taken by Madeline . He’s got a big fat shlong and loves to get freaky with his girl. He loves fanduel and green almost as much as her and his favorite beer is Coors.

I wish I had a Derek.

by scoobydoo997 November 23, 2021

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Derek

Anyone that has a penis size of above 9inchs

Have u seen derek?
Yeah his cock is massive

by garvin201 April 8, 2022

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Derek's Asshole

The deepest, darkest hole known to man.

I slipped and fell into Derek's asshole today.

by David's Penis January 23, 2024

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Derek Parra

Derek Parra is the most hilarious, handsome, and all-around amazing person around. When you meet Derek, you can’t help but love him and want to be his friend. He’s SUPER smart and the most desirable businessman to ever exist. When you have a problem, he has the solution for it. He also knows everything there is to know, even when he doesn’t. Nobody has ever met a better person than him. We love Derek Parra.

“Did you see that girl’s boyfriend?”
“Yeah, that’s Derek Parra. His girlfriend Maitland sure is a lucky girl.”

by Licagirly November 23, 2021

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