November 28

National send ur boyfriend a soapytitty pic day

“Hey babe it’s November 28 Send me a soapy titty picture”

by Montana8484 November 28, 2022

October 28

Slap your annoying friend day!

Hey, its October 28; let's go slap that POS.

by Gimme yo money October 27, 2021

October 28

National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day

Yo should I open up Frankie’s snap?
Nah man it is October 28, National Leave Frankie On Delivered Day.

by TheBeastFromTheSouthEast October 28, 2020

October 28

Steal your friend named Eric’s lunch money.

Hey Eric, it’s October 28 , hand the goods over

by EricEnjoyer420 October 27, 2021

October 28

Kiss a baseball boy

Girls October 28 is national kiss a baseball boy day

by Leo0231345 October 28, 2021

28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.

Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.

by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024

October 28

National Chocolate Day !
Eat your favorite chocolate to celebrate ! 🍫

Why are you eating a lot of chocolate ? Because it’s October 28!

by seafairy September 19, 2021