November 1st

National "dumbass day" celebrate today with your best friend

Me:hey bestie do you know what day it is?
Boy: no

Me: it's November 1st
Boy: oh yes
Me and boy:HAPPY DUMBASS DAY

by Vøid_sad_boi November 1, 2021

November 1st

When people get rid of Halloween and start Christmas

Hey it’s November 1st, do you wanna put up the Christmas tree?

by Cornucopia_4329 November 1, 2021

November 1st

November 21st is the day where if the manliest man in the world asks you out you have to say yes

"dude a manly man is gay for me"
"oh its november 1st"
"guess we have to get married"

by AshTheReallyAwesomeMan November 1, 2021

1st night kill

A girl who gives it up on the first link/date.

I would never wife her bro, Trey told me she was a 1st night kill.

by 4lmars September 24, 2021

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 24, 2021

November 1st

the day a bad bitch was born;) have a great day love <3

yo its November 1st ITS BAD BITCH DAY

by i married your dad September 28, 2021

October 1st

The day where u have to go talk to ur crush and hold his/hers hand 😮 💨

Krystal:Heyy Tomorrow is October 1st

Elisa :yeah so?
Krystal: so u gotta go talk to ur crush 😪

by fell-in-luv September 30, 2021