December 1st

Send Samantha Flowers day just because.

“It’s December 1st have you sent Samantha flowers”
“Ofc”

by Samanji November 29, 2023

December 1st

December 1st a national suck dick day

-You heard what day december 1st is? -yes, its national suck dick day

by Ug1231 November 30, 2023

1st December

It's national Go talk to Minimarko -day.

1st December
Emma: - Hey look! Minimarko is there, go talk to him.
Lilli: - Why would I go?
Emma: - Because today is Go talk to Minimarko day!?
Lilli: - Oh I'll go!

by ilponaattori December 1, 2023

September the 1st

the best day of the year because a certain irwin was born

Iris: its September the 1st!
Tom: you mean the best day of the year!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

December 1st

Ciera's birthday so wish her a great day💕

Happy birthday ciera!!!!
Todays December 1st happy bdayyyy

by December 1st October 16, 2019

June 1st

A day of the two-faced.

June 1st could either go like 3 days in a French castle with your friends, some wine and some bread , or like 3 days in a French castle with Boris Johnson and Donald Trump fanatics.

One should beware on that day as to not offend the nearby Geminis , they bite.

Recommended action : Strangling a homophobe with the LGBTQ+ flag, unique and colourful.

On June 1st 1970, Nikita Khruschev was hospitalized for a burst blood vessel, yikes.

Marilyn Monroe was born on June 1st 1926. History recalls the dykes weren't ready.

by one_thilde October 17, 2019

January 1st

National group wanking day.

Where you meet up with your friends and wank together.

Hey mate wanna join us on January 1st? x

by CheersluvXX October 30, 2019