October 2

National best friend appreciation day, the day where all friends send appreciation gifts or make appreciation posts about each other! To remind them they’re appreciated💪

“Hey I made a video about you on tik tok”

“Thanks! I look so good :)”

“You’re welcome!!”

“But why’d you do it?”

“It’s October 2nd! National friend appreciation day!”

“Ooh! I’ll make one of you too!”

by mexicanbean October 2, 2021

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McDick 2

Double penetration in the play place at a McDonald's. Comes with fries and a soft drink.

"Let me get a McDick 2! I'll show you my golden arches ;) Ba da ba ba bah, I'm lovin' it!"

by cjandcecearesoulmates June 26, 2016

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2% discount

Giving an attractive woman a monetary discount or exceptional service, purely based on her : cleavage, high-beams or anything else that gets your blood pumping. Such sights would include thinking "MA-MA!" accompanied by sucking noise, or an extreme desire for a glass of milk.

I tried so hard to look her in the face while she talked...she gets the 2% discount...

by mjack777 April 10, 2011

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BF^2

BF^2 aka Big Fat Bitch Face

A bitch with a fat face is a Big fat bitch face. Abbreviated for text is BF^2

Text dude 1: Yo bro, why you dating that BF^2?!

Text dude 2: What? I don't know what that is?

Text dude 1: Big fat bitch face
Text dude 2: oh, she takes anal.

by T_rump_supporter March 21, 2017

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2/13

2/13 is the day a man is born a soon to be prodigy with nothing but grit and a fat cock. He eats nails for breakfast and your mother’s coochie for dinner.

Oh my !! He was born on 2/13 he must be great in the sheets

by Gigantor peen October 28, 2019

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