Makhi’s Dick

All Makhi dick is really huge, always will be bigger than jacks small peanut. Minimum is 10 inches, Maximum size is 15 inches.

Makhi’s dick is huuge -Donald Trump

by ChefMakhi October 7, 2018

Dick Shock

Dick Shock occurs when your boxer shorts build up static electricity over the course of the day. The boxers, the zipper of your pants, and the head of your penis all align at once and you get a very nasty shock just like when you rub your socks on the carpet and touch a door knob.

Tony was at work all day long and when he finally sat down he winced in pain from the dick shock

by KumbakaShroomppl November 26, 2009

Dyke Dick

Heterosexual man who hangs around with lesbians - male equivalent of Fag Hag

I always get on with Lesbians - maybe I'm a dyke dick.

by yogyog June 1, 2010

Dick Pizza

Literally a pizza made from dick.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven between 450 and 500 degrees F (250 to 260 degrees C). Shoot your load into a bowl (you may want to do this multiple times over several days to get the desired amount) and set it aside. Next, very carefully slice your penis into pepperonis. Let your stump bleed out onto the pizza base, and spread it around with the back of a spoon. Evenly distribute your pepperoni penis slices and drizzle the contents of your jizz bowl on top. Bake until golden.

I prefer black pepperoni on my dick pizza.

by dimdumjim August 31, 2016

Licked and Dicked

To get sucked and fucked in one session.

Lori can't wait to get licked and dicked tonight, so she's on the prowl!!!

by Jillina March 23, 2013

sugar dick

one who indulges in sexual activity with a krispy kreme donut...sugar dick

" i walked in my dorm room one day to find my roommate fucking a donut...immeadiately i responded "sugar dick motherfucker!"..."

by jtspeedyeatery September 18, 2006

dick wipe

A sterilizing pad treated with human safe skin cleansing agents. Widely utilized by men on the go expecting an impromptu blow. Selfish men rarely use this male douche of sorts.

I met my lady friend after a hard day of work and she requested I swab a dick wipe before she proceeded to shove a cock down her throat.

by Jeffreyaki May 3, 2003