Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Time Bomb

Sitting on the toilet waiting for your explosive diarrhea to come out.

I wonder what Peter ate for dinner, he's in the toilet having another time bomb.

by LeilaSP March 25, 2019

Geo Time

Geo Time- The best time of day. Geography class with Mr Stewart is da bomb!!!!!!

Hey Friend, its geo time wooo

by Awesomesauce65 April 1, 2019

Tommy Two Time

To deceive. Similar to “the ol’ switcheroo” Or “pull a fast one.”

We’re gonna pull a Tommy Two Time on them

by Em.sars April 9, 2019

sexy me time

An asian wanting to have sec with beautiful man or women.

i want you to sexy me time

by YourZaddy April 12, 2019

National kiss one person for the time

You Can kiss a person that you like on April 26.
National kiss one person for the time

A guy Will kiss a Girl.
National kiss one person for the time
“Hey i like you, wanna kiss?”
“Yeah”
Kissing*

by Spredlove1234580 April 12, 2019

Lovie time

Time to be with the one you love and be all cuddly and it is just to be with each other and never let the moments pass for granted and be with them in the loving moment

I want lovie time with you please cuddle me

by ShawnyD20 May 22, 2019