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Jack Moment

A Jack moment is when you have an incredibly easy putt/hit, but because you are getting over par your pride persuades you to full force your ball into the nearest out of bounds zone in dramatic display of childish incompetence.
Person A: All my boys out here are cracked at golf.
Person B: Nah dude, Kyle is having a Jack moment cause he went over par.
by The Big Prophet December 13, 2020
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jack maciver

a small ugly boy with a squeaky voice. annoying.
dammmn bro did u see jack maciver? he's so bent!
by howdyitzob July 5, 2017
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I.D. Jacking

I. D. Jacking – A term similar to car jacking or hi jacking meaning identification theft or purloinment of personal information from Internet activity. Monitoring web site visits, Facebook friends, Twitter hits and various other on line social networking and commercial activity for the purpose of profiling the participant for mercantile, political, or criminal exploitation is I.D. Jacking.
Example: Of all the I.D. Jackers on the Internet, Google’s’ Android system is the most flagrant. Why is it when I Google search for tractor parts, the next five days of Internet surfing are loaded with advertisements for John Deere tractors at Home Depot?

Example: When I couldn’t deactivate the “I Cloud” account on my Apple IPad, it was obvious they were I.D. Jacking

my private email accounts and on line activity for mercantile purposes.

Example: The Federal Communications Commission threatened to file an Anti Trust action against Facebook unless they would continue I.D. Jacking Mohammed Abdula and forwarding the information to their operatives.
by Dr. Gunther Volt January 18, 2012
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Jack Mac

A fucking skinny-ass bitch who is allergic to women and was born of incestual relations.
You're a Jack mac, how do you feel?
by puss-cmunch November 29, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a very silly and fun person. He has a lot of friends, but he always bites and hisses at his friends. There has recently been a rumor that he is trying to become a furry. Just be aware!
Jack! Stop! You’re not a cat!!
by Hiiiiiiiiiihiiiiiiitehe October 26, 2019
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Dr Jack Bright

A popular researcher at the SCP Foundation who's cursed with immortality due to his amulet, SCP-963 (long story). Very silly, does lots of pranks. You can use his name to make puns to annoy your friends
(Dr Jack Bright, aka Bright puns)

I have a bright idea!

Things are looking very bright today!

On the bright side, my prank was successful
by Mercutio b1tch! December 16, 2023
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Jack

Jack -
Most commonly associated within school shootings, (allegedly) Most commonly known with the last name Fant, you must fully aware when close to a person associated with this name. You could be in danger when within close proximity of this type of species. If this species we're to attack you with an unknown weapon (gun) you must go for the arms and put one square gram of pressure onto the bones as they will break on impact. A man with this name is not trustworthy at all as he manipulates (true) women and make each and every one of them uncomfortable.
Bro did you see Jack shoot up that school on Monday? Luckily someone touched his arm which broke on impact.
by McAssSpectacular45 January 4, 2022
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