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monkey fucking

A sexual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. The woman assumes a position where her asshole is pointed so that the best angle to fuck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to fuck her in a vertical motion with your penis at a dick bending 180 degree angle. Most importantly you must then smack her ass cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. NOises are optional, but always appreciated
Call up your mom and tell your friend Bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey fucking tonight
by philip anselmo March 10, 2007
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what the fuck

A saying used to express pissed-off-ness. Or it can be used when in disbelief.
"What the fuck, my cat got killed!!!"
"What the fuck was that thing that killed my cat?!"
by =C-O-B-A-N_I-M-E= January 29, 2004
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Jesus Fuck

-noun
1. An ecstasy-inducing religious experience.

2. A conversation between dating individuals who refuse to have sex, and so choose, instead, to talk about their love for their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

-interjection
1. An exclamation that is markedly more serious than the traditional words "fuck" or "Jesus." It is pronounced as if there is a comma between the two words: "Jesus, FUCK"
Person 1: What did you and that guy do last night? Did you hook up?

Person 2: You know, he is really religious and stuff. That got in the way, so we decided to Jesus Fuck instead.
by BetaBlocker July 8, 2010
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Upchuck Fuck

When you're fucking a chick doggy style, she's hanging her head over the toilet either, dry heaving or upchucking (vomiting).
Woman is drunk, you're drunk, you gotta get your nut. So, you enter her from behind even though she is starting to throw up, or upchucking, maybe she's got the dry heaves and nothing comes out of her mouth. You don't care as long as you get to upchuck fuck.
by Redballs May 30, 2008
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murder fuck

When two persons engage in this form of sexual intercourse, one of the partners murders the other just before or shortly after ejaculation.
Sharon Stone’s character (Catherine Tramell) in the movies 'Basic Instinct' and 'Basic Instinct 2' pulled a few murder fucks when she fucked guys and pulled out an ice pick from under the bed and stabbed them right in their necks just before they ejaculated.
by The Mikey Show April 22, 2006
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Fuck-ton

Alot of something. It is a combination of fuck and ton.
so instead of "a ton of stuff" you say "a fuck-ton of stuff"
Damn, you have a fuck-ton of cavities...I'm going to have to take these out.
by Vivianna April 4, 2008
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fucked+up

screwed up to wich there is no coming back from
by shaggy March 8, 2005
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