one thing led to another

The obvious definition is that you did one thing, which led to a situation where it was logical to do some other related thing.

It can often be used to say something without actually saying it--you might say the phrase to imply that something happened which you are not going to be explicitly explain... (see the example below.)

I heard this rumour about John and Beth: Beth invited John to dinner last week, during which he accidentally spilled wine on his pants. Beth told him he better take them off so she could clean off the wine before it made a permanent stain. I guess John got a little aroused by the situation, and one thing led to another...

by PlaceHolder August 16, 2004

jump-all-but-one game

A primitive redneck game found at nearly every table inside Cracker Barrel; one can not help but play it while waiting for their meal to arrive

Jim-Bob: "Ah'm so darn hungry. When's the food gonna git here?"
Bo: "Shut up! Ah'm tryna figger out how to win this dadgum jump-all-but-one game!"

by gatorchamp1 January 16, 2010

one sided dry humping

An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.

"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."

"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."

See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.

by Emay October 14, 2013

air force one

Da sikest creps around dees days. dose fucking creps are sik blad, dey got pure culuz and yall can always chek da man dem and ting wid dem, rude boi.
chek it yoz. dey woz da gear from back in da day, wen i be cotchin in da hood in da bronx, den da rudeboi went by in his escalade and da man dem saw. he chekd wid air force one

oi rude boi, olla at bak me, air force one

by slik snypa February 5, 2005

one-man-douche-circus

A way to describe someone who has made a fool of himself/herself in the past, or is generally an unlikable or moronic person.

I hope Jason doesn't come sit with us at lunch. That guy is a one-man-douche-circus.

by hooptey November 18, 2004

two for the pink one for the stink

see shocker

by Anonymous April 24, 2003

mighty whitey one-bitey

The white castle hamburger, aka slider. There is a serious imbalance between the onion:meat ratio.

In this burger, there are too many onions and not enough meat.

by Zach G. January 17, 2004