Sex-Free describes a state or lifestyle that has no need or use for sexual expression, or a person who follows such a lifestyle. Historically, we know that the apostle Paul was sex-free.
by JohnEdgarBoston November 1, 2019
Get the Sex-Free mug.It's like a gang bang but more organized, everyone wears suits, and occasionally you hear someone say "mamma Mia!"
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Get the mafia sex mug.Amanda: " I tried to call you last night to hear about your date, what happened?"
Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."
Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."
by spider333 December 8, 2009
Get the the sex itis mug.Sex that only lasts a short period of time. Its called "camel sex" because after about two humps, you finished.
Girl 1: How was sex with Bobby last night?
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
by kayak mac January 9, 2011
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Get the Orbital Sex mug.Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
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