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Sex-Free

Sex-Free describes a state or lifestyle that has no need or use for sexual expression, or a person who follows such a lifestyle. Historically, we know that the apostle Paul was sex-free.
Last night, I realized that I was not being deprived or forced into celibacy; I was sex-free.
by JohnEdgarBoston November 1, 2019
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mafia sex

It's like a gang bang but more organized, everyone wears suits, and occasionally you hear someone say "mamma Mia!"
John Goti had them hoes into all kinds of Mafia sex.
by Chochi23 July 17, 2019
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the sex itis

The feeling of sleepiness after having heated sex.
Amanda: " I tried to call you last night to hear about your date, what happened?"

Sally: " We had such heated sex, I had the sex itis."
by spider333 December 8, 2009
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Camel Sex

Sex that only lasts a short period of time. Its called "camel sex" because after about two humps, you finished.
Girl 1: How was sex with Bobby last night?
Girl 2: It was terrable. Bobby and I had camel sex, which left me unsatisfied
by kayak mac January 9, 2011
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Orbital Sex

Sexual activity in which a penis penetrates a person's orbital region (eye socket).
We had great orbital sex last night. He jizzed all over my brain.
by totes_motorbotes December 8, 2010
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maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.
"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."
by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010
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kangaroo sex

When a female carrys every thing around in her pussy.
Plumber "How did this happen?"
Girl "I dunno, i just sat down to take a shit and the dam toilet jus diasappered and now i cant find it"
by STALEFISH April 16, 2005
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