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Street Penis 

A smell that is a combination of dirty crotch, mill dew, and skunk. Usually get this smell when leaving a bar or friends house late at night and a skunk is near by.
Walking outside at 2am and everyone smells a bad smell. You say it smells like street penis out here.
Street Penis by fatlardprp August 2, 2009

Wolf Penis Syndrome 

The disease my poor friend in ajax has. May he never forget how funny I find it that he has hair on his shaft.
Tarrow has Wolf Penis Syndrome. How tragic.
Wolf Penis Syndrome by DylansHubby January 14, 2010

Pewny Penis 

The most disappointing kind of penis. Usually discovered while you're under the influence of alcohol because the guy that has it wants to bang you but doesn't want you to notice that he has a micro dick so he gets you well inebriated before he jumps your fine bones. This man is usually pretty attractive and has a huge personality to make up for his unfortunately small weenis.
....So, this guy was rockin my world until I realized what a PEWNY PENIS he had...I was like, "is that your pinky?"
Pewny Penis by Twinky69 January 15, 2011

Cat Penis 

Usually gotten from the back door of chinese take-out places. Baked in an oven then ground into powder. Some wine or whiskey is then added and it is baked again and cut into chunks similar to crack cocaine then smoked in a crack pipe. Produces extreme endurance, hallucinations, and euphoria. Usually found in the hood.
He got so wasted on the Cat Penis he was up for 2 days.
Cat Penis by PortalX Crew September 18, 2008

woman penis 

A female reaction to sexual stimulation.

When a male is sexually stimulated blood flows to the penis causing it to become enlarged and rigid. The same thing can occur with a females clitoris. some women have clitoris that grow so large they extend from beneath the hood and actually have the appearance of a tiny penis.
I was sucking face with sandra last night, and when i slid my hand into her panties her woman penis was so hot and throbbing it almost burnt me.
woman penis by Pyth0nB0y September 19, 2009

my penis 

my penis is green! i like to touch it in fourth period! when the lights are out, it glows in the dark.
my penis is to sexy for you!
my penis by Homosexual April 23, 2005