nuts

A tasty set of two balls that hang under a man’s cock and just wait to be sucked by another eager man. Often covered in hair, they can be shaved. They feel really good lying on your face—you put your face under the nuts while the man sits on you. Sucking nuts is also called teabagging in gay slang: you’re dipping the bag of balls in and out of the mouth. A word of advice: if you have nuts, don’t get them kicked. That really hurts. Tell the person to simply “suck my nuts or fuck off” and you shouldn’t have a problem.

Prince Eric really liked teabagging Prince Charming—he loved to suck his royal nuts.
Boys are like squirrels; they both collect nuts.
Aaaah! He kicked me in the nuts!

by GayShell January 13, 2024

fuss nuts

A term originating in Du Bois, Pennsylvania referring to a male who imitates a woman who is currently going through her menstrual cycle.

Billy quit being a fuss nuts and do your job.

by cojo911 October 17, 2014

Jelly Nuts

When a man mashes his testicles with a hammer to give them a jelly like consistencey

He has jelly nuts.

by Thankancerboi March 2, 2017

Deez nuts

Deez nuts is a large meme

“Despite anything i LOVE deez nuts”

by Shaheer man November 14, 2022

nut-roast

When a man fucks a squirrel then eats it hot.

eg. he nut-roasted

by taketaktakefahkgf December 18, 2014

Nut M&Ms

To make Nut M&Ms you will need too nut into a bowl, and Sift it till it's nice and creamy. Then put it into a freezer for about 30 minute, till its solid. Then dip it into Melted chocolate and put into the freezer again for 10 minutes. That's how you make Nut M&Ms.

Evan: Dude you wanna try my Nut M&Ms.
Tyrone: No nigga what's tf is wrong with you cuz.

by Your Friendly Coon. June 10, 2020

Nut

Funny acting.

You be acting like a Nut towards me.

by Niecyy July 4, 2020