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Your Mom

by NuggetLord66 June 14, 2017
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“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom
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Mom

A woman who is the most caring person and would cook you food even when she is sick. She also has the power to whoop your dad's ass if she needs too.
John: I love my mom
Bob: How so?
John: She is able to cook for me and when I get in trouble with my dad, she would defend me and that doesn't end up pretty for my dad.
by ElDingoRingo September 17, 2018
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ur mom

A fucking stupid sentence that nobody fucking likes.
Guy: Where is Old Zealand?
some random kid: Ur Mom
by L.KUDFHGDSL June 8, 2020
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Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you
Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom
by QUEEN! May 2, 2019
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Mom

not teamnds lmao
NO MOM?
by TeamNDS May 10, 2022
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Mom-Punch

To Mom-punch is to nag, micro-manage, and generally tear away the spirit of a holiday or special occasion.

Your friends and class-mates can Mom-Punch your achievements by telling you technical aspects of your accolades that make it less good
For example, after opening gifts on Christmas, mom says to kids: “it’s time for breakfast, then have to have a shower and get you clothes on. And oh! You have to get all this mess cleaned up!” “You just Mom-punched Christmas! Can’t we play with our toys?”

Or after you finished beating your very best time in a Cross-Fit workout, your buddy Mom-punches your record by telling you the the pushups were kind of wrong.

Mom-punch
by Lyrinosis April 22, 2018
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