by DiamondComodo April 26, 2022
by Jwak98 November 05, 2015
Siva the supreme monkey lord has been searching for the items to complete the ultimate monkey ritual, the items are the four monkey idols from the north,east,west and south from the anicent monkey temples in africa, to obtain the items siva needed speed,agilty ad perfect balance in order to obtain them. after he has obtained these items he must collect the ingredients such as 4 diced bananas, 1/4 cup of cream and the spoon of holding. once siva has completed the ritual he will obtain the monkey staff to allow him to make the perfect banana split!
siva supreme monkey overlord will climb higher then any other man trying to make the perfect banana split!
by Rylee research October 31, 2012
by Memerlol March 09, 2020
A phrase you say when somebody performs an action improperly or botches a situation.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
The phrase originates from New Zealand.
Connor went to kick the rugby ball down the field but it went off the side of his foot and straight out of bounds, after which his coach muttered, "Like a monkey having sex with a basketball."
by RedBeard53 July 13, 2011
Phrase made necessary by those people or situations that have surpassed conventional methods of assessment.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
fucked up Def #1/5 fuck up Def #4 monkey fuck Def #1
1. An inept person who is totally incapable of living without fucking up or messing up everything within their grasp.
One whose actions has culminated in the acheivement of this, the highest plateau of fucking up.
2. When a situation is completely messed up from a-z and there is zero chance of recovery.
1. They put a fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck in charge who had no idea how to manage, so the place went tits-up.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
2. The whole job had been ruined by mismanagement. There was absolutely nothing correct, and it was beyond salvage. It was a total fucked-up fuckup monkey fuck.
by T. Walsh / Ronan XVII January 04, 2005