Extreme Horniness Syndrome

When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.

a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.

by acavern October 23, 2014

Fecal Alcohol Syndrome

gastrointestinal ailment that arrises from a night of heavy drinking.

Q: Why was Chad late for work?
A: He has Fecal Alcohol Syndrome (he shit his pants on the way to work because he drank way too much last night).

by like a viking November 13, 2011

Bus Stop Syndrome

Primarily this is the pain associated with turning ones head to the right (in the UK) whilst waiting for buses; although it can manifest itself in many other situations. Other factors are: if, whilst waiting for a bus, you are on the first seat at the bus stop, it becomes increasingly difficult to look to the left since the other waitees are all looking to the right (and in essence looking at you)

Bus Stop Syndrome
By your self) : "My neck is hurting, fucking 'BSS'"
(In company) : "Are they all looking at me or is this 'BSS'"

by Skipper 1234 March 1, 2009

yo mama syndrome

when you have an obsession that you can't control of saying yo mama jokes

billy: "hey sean will you help me wi...YO MAMA SO FAT SHE BROKE THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"

sean: "so you still have your yo mama syndrome I see"

by Brisimonetti March 14, 2016

Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome

Named after British Minecraft drama roleplayer Tommyinnit, Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome is when someone typically around the age of a 13 constantly refers to a content creator as a child despite themselves being much younger than the creator themselves. People suffering from this syndrome also tend to point out the fact that the creator is under 18 whenever the creator is put under any form of criticism.

Twitter user 1: "hey so are we just gonna skip over the fact that tommyinnit is literally responsible for the planning and execution of the 1954 Guatemalan coup d'état or????"
Twitter user 2: "uhm excuse me?? Tommy is literally a child! He's only 17 years old!"
Twitter user 3: "@Twitteruser2 Sorry, but it appears you have a bad case of Tommyinnit Stan Syndrome. Go touch some grass"

by lverr0ff0rtnite June 29, 2022

bum hungry syndrome

Commonly known as "BHS" bum hungry syndrome refers to the knickers of a male or female once they have ridden up into the cheeks of the buttocks.

The term "bum hungry syndrome" derives from the idea of your arse being so hungry it has actually stared to eat your pants...
BHS is frequently caused by ill fitting underwear, specific breeds of underwear cause chronic bum hungry syndrome, so much so that it may mature into "starving bum syndrome" these pants include: girl boxers, high legged briefs and the notorious laced pants. A note for those trying to avoid BHS...ironically pants purchased from the shop "BHS" (British home stores) do not cause the disease, though ones bought at Primark do (speaking from personal experience!)

In serious cases when the knicker-line of the BHS is visible from the outside of your clothing, it is at this point that the BHS must be ejected. One advises you walk quickly to an uncrowded area and do the deed, as it were.

Girl: "sweet jebus! Look at the BHS on her!"

Old man to a comrade: "dude, you think here ass it hungry?!"

Perturbed dog: "woof...that is some bad ass Bum hungry syndrome you got goin’ on there my brutha!...woof"

by happy teapot April 27, 2007

Little man syndrome

A rare disease where someone is abnormally small and has to make up for it by acting hard

"Why does olly get triggered so easily?"
"Its because he has little man syndrome hth"

by TheRealGoat22 January 2, 2021