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post-swat "seeing red"

Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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Red Rover

Red Rover, Red Rover, Please end my life and run me over.
by Unofficial209 June 29, 2019
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Red Wiggler

Much like Red Wings, one earns their Red Wiggler by sucking the period blood off the penis of a man who just had sex with a woman who was on their period.
“I heard Nick just got his Red Wiggler to match his red wings!”
by DrGrumples July 5, 2019
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Red

That shirt is red
by Redguyw9876324 July 14, 2019
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Red Cyanide

The Greatest and sexiest youtuber to ever live irl hes a cool dude that never rages he’ll rip his dick right into you and fuck you mindlessly
by Red Cyanide July 25, 2019
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Red

Red
Roses are red,
Strawberries are Red,
My Grass ist Red,
Fuck my garden ist on fire!
by 7 page muda July 27, 2019
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Red Vines

A horrible Twizzler clone that tastes like bathroom cleaner and has the consistency of rubber.
"Did you hear about the guy who made a rope out of Red Vines?"
by WindMills July 29, 2019
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