Jesus time

When you declare Jesus time there is no cussing and no shenanigans .

Guy 1: That little mother fuc...
Guy 2: It’s Jesus time.
Guy 1: Ok.

by Hamburgerblobfish May 10, 2019

Good Time Donny

Pretty much the baddest mother fucker alive. Can drink more beer than anyone you know. And is all around better than you at everything that matters.

Got drunk with Good Time Donny last night he drank all my beer, fucked my Ol’ Lady, and laught at me when I got pissed at him.

by One bad mother fucker May 11, 2019

Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.

Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?

by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019

Peaceful Time

A time where a 60-year-old person gets vajazzled. It is a very hectic, yet peaceful and momentous time in a person's life, making a decision as such out of sexual frustration and midlife crisis.

As in General Hospital, where a woman is horny and almost kills her husband in a very chaotic yet peaceful time, after making the decision to get vajazzled.

by Goou December 1, 2019

Tea time

An hour usual between 18:00 and 19:00 where british people sitdown infront of the telly with a cuppa and listen to the queens summary of recent events.
All businesses close down for the hour as staff drink tea and sociallize with colleagues

mum: "Son can you pop to the shops for my prescription"
son:"no you stupid bitch its almost tea time"

by DragonSlayer38 December 3, 2019

Shake time

The time of the day when one needs to make a protein shake using whatever ingredients available, notably dog food and ice cream.

Eric: yo it’s shake time goddamnit
Rich: we’re in target how
Eric: whatever it takes mothefuckin dog food time

by buttBuddybrandi December 5, 2019

Basket Time

When a group a guys that are usually gay throw you into the dirty laundry basket, in the locker room

"Basket Time!" Yelled Anaya as he chucked Aiden into the dirty Laundry basket.

by Du Man who knows the right way December 6, 2019