garlic butter croissant monkey balls

Someone who really likes garlic butter however, would like it to be in a form of a meatball made from monkey bread.
That's very intellectual as it really tells us about the political state of the world right now.

Person1: What do you think about the political state of the world right now?
Person2: Garlic Butter Croissant Monkey Balls.

by lucaca May 6, 2022

alabama squaling monkey

a woman of african decent that lives in alabama who gets nasely penetrated after being flatulated upon.

i was about to hook up with this chick until i realized she was an alabama squaling monkey.

by luvs2sploodge August 20, 2011

sea monkey bank

a boys ballzac... sperm look like seamonkeys, and ballzac hold em, hence sea monkey bank

id love for her to suck his bank

by laura June 17, 2004

fromage eating surrender monkey

A French person

I can't believe that fromage eating surrender monkey thinks he is tougher than me.

by travelbug23 May 4, 2015

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey

No one actually knows what this means although it is a really insulting phrase

That girl Ashley is such an Anal Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by Jwak98 January 7, 2016

Holy snapping monkeys testicles

A non offensive way to say holy shit

Docter: ur grandma died lol
You: holy snapping monkeys testicles

Docter: y u no care
You: yes

by Memerlol March 8, 2020

Chunky Monkey Wobble Slob

When some one is a large person and they are also an imbecile.

"What's 9+20" asked Jimmy "27" replied Jumbo "You're a chunky monkey wobble slob. It's 29" stated Jimmy

by shoethousond October 24, 2020