Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019
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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 08, 2022
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Time Displacement

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.
"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.
by pocketspy October 28, 2013
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E-Time

1. The Opportunity to LEAVE WORK, unpaid, before the end of your shift, without recourse.

2. The time of day that WE ALL LOOK FORWARD TO, to LEAVE WORK....... PERIOD!!!

(regardless of pay or recourse)
If you would like to go home early on E-time, send me a msg in COMM.

or

It's about time for some EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-time

or

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Smelvin CCR January 03, 2011
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A beautiful quote by Freddie Mercury. This quote is so powerful, it can bring a tear to a man’s eyes.
“What will I be doing in 20 years time? I’ll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?” - Freddie Mercury (1946-1991)
by bald freddie mercury February 11, 2023
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Granny Grab time

Typically occurs an hour before club closing time…whereby all the hot chicks are taken and if you want some loving it’s Granny Grab time.
Oh look…it Granny Grab time and the tosser that’s has spent all night cracking onto everyone in da house has a fine selection of grannies to choose from.
by Kylzam June 12, 2022
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circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom
Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”
by Bsherm October 18, 2021
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