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black fuck incest would cum in my ass

this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 6, 2024
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Cum

Cum is cum

My dads

I hear them every night
It makes me sad
I cry
And hard
I cry on my cock and balls for lube
While jerking off to Bruce Springsteen
My mommy died and I use the smell of her
ashes ti cum
My grandpa showed me how to jerk off
He called it shower time but really he touched
my butt
He used to put peanut butter in my mouth
and butt crack
And put the sword in my mouth and booty
cheeks
He yelled sometimes
It was really sexy
His wrinkles felt so nice sometimes
My grandma watched
She died once during a shower time and she
came and went at the same time
I found my sisters clitoris finally last night
It took a while
But she yelled " that's not the right hole"
I was sad
I also make cum paintings I am a natural artist

I'M CUMMING…

SO HARRRRDDDD
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cum guzzling twat sucker

Usually a man who likes to suck and guzzle on their own cum. Occurs after they play with their twat. Which in this case is their penis and/or balls.
by BEKatPotsdam February 11, 2010
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Cummings

Cummings means talented with work on vehicles, full of anxiety, good at math, Dresses like a tomboy, and smokes alot of weed everyday
420 friendly Cummings
Cummings did a great work on my car
That Cummings always gets an A on the math test
My last names Cummings an I suffer with anxiety but I'm working on calming it down
by Allie Stoner September 10, 2022
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Cum Only Diet

It’s a diet where one only consumes cum for entire life time
Since actress McKenna Grace turned 18 she should her cum only diet
by McKennaGracel0ver July 6, 2024
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Cum Pie

When two men have an organs at the same time, but instead of cum, their asses open up, and a pie filled with fresh cum appears. Once they take it out, their asses close. They eat it for the rest of the night.
Harry: Umm... Larry... Why did a cum pie just come out of your ass? Why is it white filling?!
Larry: Idk but you also have one!
by NoobDood1576 January 9, 2021
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Cum stain

When you cum and you take too long to clean it up
Boy: If you think about it we’re all cum stains
Girl: what the fuck goes on inside your head
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