The Cat

When your free balling and start thrusting the air to make your peen to hit your shorts to violently and play a tune with you dick print ...
The CAT
C -ock
A -ir
T -hrust

Check out Cock slap on "The CAT "

by Ballbags and Handbags November 15, 2020

the cat

the most useless thing that eats up your money. the only use or the creature is memes

you're a cat person? (what that means is that your a homeless nobody living on the streets with 49 cats in a singular cardboard box while the cats eat up the only food you can manage to find dumpster diving and have no life)

by SnowyCat1412 January 15, 2025

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

Cat Cafe

The opposite of a sausage fest. There are more girls than guys at an event.

Brandon: Bro Jake, you gotta come to this party man. It's a Cat Cafe over here.
Jake: You know I'll be there bro, I can't miss out on so many hot ass girls.

by Handlebar68.9 January 20, 2019

cat

a cute furry creature that can feel you with love as well as 2 inch scars

i love my cat, i don't know if he loves me back but i don't care.

by patcat November 11, 2019

Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

PCP Cat Eye Bus

being on pcp while seeing people with cat eyes that are on an abandoned school bus

whoa, did you hear about the kid that pcp cat eye bus?

by yakwtmfviopcpceb February 27, 2021