i am going to kermit suicide

kermit jumping of a building killing himself

kermit:i am going to kermit suicide

women: oh jesus

by fjdsldlfa;jk; November 05, 2019

should i go take a shower

Yes. You stink like ass. Go shower.

Person 3:"should i go take a shower?"
Person 4:"yes."

by Asi8 February 26, 2022

Let's not let this pie go stale

A saying used to illuminate the issue of letting pie go stale. Pie is used as a noun in this form, and refers to a conversation held by close friends. When someone says "Let's not let this pie go stale, they are saying in fact that they do not want this conversation to get boring.

Abby: ....
Bob: .....
Joe: I'm bored of this pie....
Karen:.....
Abby: ...come on people
Abby: Let's not let this pie go stale!

by Kodiak The Bear May 26, 2009

You're going to love my nuts.

The famous phrase that Vince, or the Sham-wow guy says during his infomercial for the Slap chop.

Watch this, you're going to love my nuts.

by Dj Djuric July 24, 2009

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

Title of the best movie ever.

Harold and Kumar kick ass.

by White Sox Rule July 14, 2004

I'm going to say the n word

You better not

Racist: I'm going to say the n word!
Not Racist: You better not!
Racist: NIIIIG- *Dies*
Donald Trump: No racism in my country.

by Holy Crusader March 06, 2019

Go eat a bowl full of dicks

A prison term used to tell your cell mate to Fuck Off.

Hey Fuck Stick, Go Eat A Bowl Full Of Dicks.

by James November 10, 2004