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Burges High School 

A shit school full of fags that puts the early college students first. Also the early college gives u an “associates degree” by the time u graduate, but it only applies to UTEP and maybe NMSU and don’t let the consolers lie to you and say other places might accept some credits cuz that’s bullshit and they have no clue what there talking about, don’t go here, go to chapin or Austin cuz this school isn’t worth shit
Someone: how did Burges High School do in the wrestling tournament

Someone else: Idk who keeps up with gay ass wrestling, but they prolly did rly well cuz all the fags n dykes there
Burges High School by Showmeurtits February 9, 2020

Salesian High School 

Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.
Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!

Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?

Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!
Salesian High School by Naseem3 February 14, 2020

Edinburg High School 

Lots of drugs, fun fights, good at soccer. A place where even the teachers have done drugs. Literally so much pride that we know we suck
Edinburg High School Morning announcements: “ Make it a great day or not, the choice is yours.”

Williamstown high School 

This school sucks its infested with girls with bad smelling coochies and boys jerkoff in the bathroom and girls finger themselves
Williamstown high school is filled with horny students/teachers

caterham high school 

a school where all da gyals breathe in victoria secret and have more knowledge on how to have sex then how to shower and they all act like prestige retards and think mandem are chasing there non - existent arses when there punaanis smell like fish and they go to dere little nitty raves full of unseasoned cabbages den they think dere bad cos theu know Digga D nd all da greytings love lightskins buh dere all butters den da mandem think dere all bad and they think they can do drill and chef any man dat comes dere way when they piss dere pants in front of dere marj 99% of da students are too brave and all da midget yr 8's think there on shit but they flex dere dads p's its a school full of nitty's and deres pnly a couple of real people da rest are fake nd chat ab eachother dont send ur child here dont need more man to join.
dis girl from caterham high school sucked me off in bside McDonald's toilets den started crying cos i used her for slops.

temple high school 

Temple high home of the Yee yees and the Biggest hoes in GA and if your not dating your cousin your not keeping it in the family cause here in temple we’re all family here Roll Tide
Person: You went to temple high school

Student: Yup sure did
Person: So the whole my wife’s my cousin thing wasn’t a joke

Student: Now say why would you think that I was joking Gotta keep it in the family Yee yee

Tavares High School 

Tavares High School is awesome i wish there wasn’t so many whores there
Tavares High School by BTS_IS_SHIT October 17, 2020