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Epic Games

Epic Games is that game developer that made the now infamous game Gears of War 2, using what THEY believe to be the most powerful, advanced and flexible gaming engine to date. Epic Games is nothing more than a crack team of fuck ups that were so high on their own hype for Gears of War 2, they boasted about how it would be the most unique, graphically enhanced, and addictive game for the Xbox 360, both its campaign and multiplayer. Boy were they ever wrong. Yes, the graphics are good, but the engine Epic designed seemed to mess up everything else in multiplayer, producing laggy servers, ever increasing glitches and ever heightening egos. Epic takes it upon themselves to release half-assed updates that do nothing more than make the game ever more dreadful and idiotic to play. The lack of forsight and sheer skill of Epic Games has thus brought forth one of the more tedious and frustrating games to play on the Xbox 360.
Frank1The2Tank3:Hey Cel3stial get Gears of War 2 its soo hot...

Cel3stial: Ok, but I heard its made by the Epic Games fuck squad. But whatever if you say so.

Three Months Later...

Frank1The2Tank3: Wow gay I two pieced him.

Cel3stial: THis shit is wack. Epic Games can suck my cock.

Bighead2Large21: COLE TRAIN BABY!!
by Cold Nigga July 21, 2009
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Hunger Games

1. a totally awesome book

2. a (hopefully) totally awesome movie coming out March 2012
1. Hey, did you read the Hunger Games yet? It's pretty awesome.

2. Can't wait to see the Hunger Games this spring!
by JennyCraig666 October 24, 2011
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Gamestonk

- The infamous takeover of the diamond hand WallStreetBets retards against the hedge fund shorts who obliterate and penetrate us on a daily basis.

- The term was made popular by the Lord himself Elon Musk.
Jim: hey Jeff, just bought some Gamestop stock!
Jeff: oh yeah retard? Don’t you mean Gamestonk? You fucking incel. Hold the line and don’t be a paper handed bitch.
by Jeeeejamjk89 January 27, 2021
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video games

What is fun to do, but is misunderstood for causing real-world violence (see Jack Thompson). A real video gamer judges video games, not video game systems. Each video game systems has good games and bad games. There is no system that has all good games.
Examples of video games:
Mario, Zelda, Metroid, Tommy Vercetti, Master Chief
by Light dude July 20, 2008
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Playin games

::Adjective::
What people do when they don't want to face reality, or let someone know theyre true thoughts or opinions. Playin games could result in verbal/physical fights and broken friendships. Doesn't always mean about sex.
Jeff: I found a love note she wrote to me, but everytime I ask her if she likes me, she walks away and starts flirting with Chris or Mark.

Alex: That bitch is <i>playin games</i>.
by Bornlazyandtired May 27, 2006
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epic games

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by capson June 23, 2019
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gamer

A gamer is someone (can be male or female) who plays games more than once a week (sometimes even 2 or 3 times a day). I'll just have all you haters out there know that most gamers are not socially handicapped, nerds, and usually have a hell of a lot more friends than non-gamers. Also, if any of you haters out there spent any time at all in the daylight instead of on the internet bashing gamers, maybey you would see that the gaming community is a LOT bigger than you imagined, and I bet that you will find at least one person you know is a gamer.
One of my best friends can squat two plates (415 pounds in all) , he is a gamer.
by exo9b June 22, 2004
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