New Atheism

Co-opted by shit-libs and charlatans. Co-opted by fat-cock dictatorship and diet fat-cock dictatorship.

Hym "Accord to TJ Kirk what happened to New Atheism is the same thing that happened to me... And Star Wars... And Marvel... And literally everything in life because you freaks are hollow fucking parasites that steal things for yourself and infest the people who popularized them."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2024

News-ertainment

News that is not in service of reporting facts, but rather keeping viewers for longer periods of time.

FOX TV: "Tonight at 7pm, we answer the question- City Parks, are they a needless drain on resources? More later"
Joe Schmo: "Man, everyone knows that people use these parks. I'm so tired of News-ertainment"

by Edgy Teen April 6, 2021

New York Cat

A cat inside a deli/bodega that is usually there to kill rats and bugs.

It’s the owner/manager of that deli/bodega.

Treat it with respect you must always dab it up

“Yo, ock where the manager at"
"He's right there with the chips"

"Yo, what's good boss" (dabs up New York Cat)

by ZesuSteal March 14, 2023

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

by spaghetti-chan September 21, 2021

New Jersey

A tiny island across the sea that regulates the price of tea, where everything is legal.

(example 1)

Hamilton: Where is this happening?

Philip: Across the river in Jersey

Hamilton and Philip: Everything is legal in New Jersey

(Example 2)

Seabury: I pray the king shows you his mercy

Hamilton: Is he in Jersey?

(Example 3)

Hamilton: don't debate with me, why should a tiny island across the sea regulate the price of tea?

Burr: Alexander, please.

by PhilipTheBestPoet June 28, 2019

New Jersey Nightgown

An outfit consisting of a wife-beater (of any color, but usually a discolored white one) that is tucked into jeans. It is named as such bevause that's what people in New Jersey wear to bed, probably.

"Dude, I went to Walmart to buy a Bon Jovi CD and I saw 6 people wearing a New Jersey Nightgown.

by Lildonger415 March 29, 2023

New Jersey Jump Start

That’s when two men take a set of jumper cables. One is clamped on the penis and the second on his testicles. The other man does the same. They then pull away from each other in a rocking motion causing the clamps to pull on the penis and testicles until they both ejaculate.

I walked in on Devante and Alex giving each other a New Jersey Jump start in the bathroom yesterday.

by Günter4Prez24 January 24, 2024