because you're gay

Response when asked a dumb why question

Max: Why is Wawa closed?
Jane: Because you're gay.

Kat: Why did you sleep with my boyfriend?
Lisa: Because you're gay.

Jimmy: Daddy, why don't you love me?
Dad: Because you're gay.

by SWalshie September 1, 2006

the ballad of gay tony

GTA IV new downloadable episode on the xbox live marketplace.the ballad of gay tony(TBoGT) takes the role of LUIS lopez (the character we see in the black and white jacket on niko bellic's story mission "the 3 leaf clover" or other words the mission where you must rob the bank with pakie and his brother and where we last see in that one mission where you exchange the mobsters daughter for ray's diamonds).TBoGT IS THE FIRST GTA story where you play as a hispanic character,luis lopez who is a part time hoodlum and full time assistant for tony prince or gay tony.

the ballad of gay tony will be available for dlc on xboxlive marketplace for 1600 microsoft points or 20$ on october 29 2009. and also on cd with the lost and damned(for 40$)on the same date this version will not require gta iv cd to play it but only the dlc version will need it

by TiTyRon October 30, 2009

gay crew

A crew that think they are good usually consists of many races and usually consist of a few plastic/fake girls

look at marks crew its the gay crew

by Mathew Martmemun October 1, 2006

Gay Valentines Day

February 15th is the official day of Gay Valentines. This is done so homosexual couples do not have to be surrounded by breeders on their romantic night out.

"Hey Matt, you taking Tom anywhere nice for Valentines day? I couldn't get a booking anywhere!"

"We have a great table at Le Fancy Pantaloons on the 15th. Just another advantage to gay Valentines day.

by HiCallum October 1, 2013

i'm gay for the egg

A declarance by the now-gay Wilbur Soot that he finds the yellow egg very fucking hot and is gay for it.

Wilbur: *sees the yellow egg saying "yellow" and dancing sexily*
Wilbur: *leans back in chair*
Wilbur: I'M GAY. I'M GAY FOR THE EGG!

by Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray Ray February 1, 2021

dah fay gay

Cantonese (Chinese) for masturbate

exact meaning of the words mean to hit air planes ... so picture a guy hitting the air and yes ... it looks like he is jerking a hard one

dude 1: Dam I broke up with my bitch
dude 2: guess like you gonna have to dah fay gay for a while

by peniscakes123 December 19, 2009

my mom not gay

When someone calls your mom gay you gotta say my mom not gay you are

Sarah:your mom gay

Erick:my mom not gay

by Oof ur mom gay May 18, 2018