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The Safety Nut

When you cum in the air, and catch it with your stretched out nutsack, like a safety net.
I applied for Cirqe du Soleil after I perfected the safety Nut. My uncle was quite impressed.
by 997854543 July 31, 2020
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Nut

Jizz, spunk, man-milk, splurge, bust-result, cum, Harvey-Honey, white-piss. You get it.
I nut
by GoatSocks November 20, 2023
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Chook Nut

The dangling do-dads on a hoodie, the stringy things.
Old mate: "'scuse me, mate. Just thought ya should know that your chook nuts are tucked aye"
Bloke: "...my what? OHHHH! Thanks!"
by miss_turnipz February 28, 2021
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Coco-Nut

When you nut in a container and pour hot coco in it and drink it
Damn.... I want some coco-nut right now
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No Nut redemption

If you fail No Nut November but survive the next one, the NNN you failed in the previous year will be redeemed.
I survived this year's NNN and got a No Nut redemption for last year.
by Balls_n_bolts November 2, 2022
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banana-nut bread

When the female bashes in the penis/nut area in response to the Strawberry Shortcake.
After he pulled that shit, I banana-nut breaded his ass.
by Robinson, G. January 13, 2008
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Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.
Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.
by volleymac December 9, 2008
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