Finch’s nuts

Beautiful, elegant, immersive rations of Mother Nature. These almonds are picked from only the tallest, finest, most frivolous of trees. Each nut is roasted with a delicious honey glaze, with honey from only the finest hives. The miraculous nuts cure all illnesses, known and unknown. No nut can compare to the indefinite nutritional prowess of Finch’s nuts.

Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.

Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.

Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.

by Greater60 March 24, 2023

Nut squash

This involves a male or female to reach into a males pants, and graving his nuts/balls/family jewels pulled out of a male’s pants. To where the person who intends to do this action upon this male can see male body part/nuts/balls/family jewels. Then starts to add pressure to the nuts/balls/family jewels In a squeezing motion, for 1 minute during this period of time the male would be on the ground in pain bagging you to stop.

I was camping with my friends and classmates as my friends went into my room and taped me to the ground and taped my moth up then started to giggle as I woke up me: “what are you guys doing” but only they could hear as one of my friends started to do a Nut squash

by Biggest brain December 11, 2022

Skint out Buzzard nuts

Nuts from a Buzzard that have been cut from their sack

Man, your eyes look like 2 skint out Buzzard nuts

by Dirt Road Hustler October 15, 2018

One nut

Prison term when you only get time to get it in the ass once before getting caught. A ONE Pump CHUMP is the best parter.

Prisioner, hey I need one nut tonight.Its Saturday and a need to get assfucked

by Sukon medick May 20, 2025

Crushing Nuts

A term used colloquially by lesbians when talking disdainfully about heterosexuals.

"Nah she's not keen, she's a filthy hetero and digs crushing nuts"

by juicestinator June 25, 2021

bust nut

The verb, to shower.

Rhys: "Liam, I really need to bust nut".
Liam: "Nah let me go for a shit first".
Rhys: "Okay be quick, make sure you spray the VIPoo"
Liam: "No problemo"

by Captain Rev May 4, 2020

Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.

My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.

by Legiitz September 15, 2018