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life

a particularly retarded thing given to us so we can play Gta 5 and go to school and think about fucking thicc girls with tights leggings
life it can give me chub but also make me wanna hang myself
by i will put you in a noose February 27, 2020
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Life (noun)

A sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death.There is currently no known cure.
The miracles of baby birth after it is born it has an 100% chance of receiving Life (noun)
by Voltegeist December 10, 2016
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poutlook on life

Possessing a perpetually-petulant attitude in his view of the world on general.
If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.
by QuacksO December 19, 2019
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life

It’s like a box of chocolates.

It's bittersweet, it's a nice treat, and you'll never know what you're gonna get.
by Cat… with a K. September 2, 2023
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

For reuse on dating apps

In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

Just like that!
by DeezPeanuts May 19, 2022
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Get a life

When a person has nothing to wake up in the morning for, no real life friends, nothing exciting going on and no hope.
Ben is going to be spending his day and night gaming and chatting online again, he does this every single day without fail, he needs to get a life.
by Pablo890 October 26, 2022
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