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Phone sex

Phone sex is when Two or more people are on a call, pretending they are having sex. Both people {masturbate} and pretend it is their S.O. They usually decide a location where they want to have sex and describe VERY DETAILED things they want to do to the other person (people) This includes lots of moaning and sexual related sounds
(A man and woman having phone sex)
Woman: Oh babe, I’m so wet! Oh yea!!

Man: Oh yeahhh!! This pussy is so good! Oo oh

Woman: Oh my goodness, yes daddy! I’m about to cum! fuck me harder baby!! Mmmhhh uh uh ohhh yesss mm ohh ohh yeaaa
by AmazingReals March 21, 2019
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weary of sex

specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!

he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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Facetime sex

2 usually naked partipants enjoying some mutual pleasure. If a second partner cannot be found then saucytime is a great source of willing partners!
Felt horny last night so had FaceTime Sex with a little hottie on saucytime!
by Chris Jethro January 18, 2021
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Levels of Sex

1. Solo work
2. Partners
3. Threesome (Partners and an extra)

4. Two pairs of partners
5. Two pairs of partners and an extra
6. Orgy

**Add one to each if there is a camera man.
What levels of sex did you do last night? Levels 3 and 4. How about you?

Level 5 my chink!
by BigChungus0321 March 29, 2019
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sex lobster

A sexual partner so compatible, you will want to "mate" for life, i.e you want to fuck them forever.

Often said after one of the best orgasms of your life.
"you're my sex lobster" - Phoebe (Friends - the porno)
by srat2017 July 18, 2017
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sex-a-licious

"omg dude look at that girl dancing over there. she's so sexy"
"no way man, she's sex-a-licious"
by jessie's loverrr December 9, 2008
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Phone sex

tallking about what your going to do and showing over facetime
barbra; show me that cock phone sex

bob; oh yes baby
by daniel123454321 September 18, 2016
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