the prophet of red bull

The prophet of the red bull

A woman alone at night

Tired and sad the only thing keeping her alive is the threat of her girlfriends death
And

RED BULL

She would lay down her live for red bull

For redbull is the bringer of good the delivery of happiness the heroes of sleepy the winner of the battle of red bull or monster

Red bull is her god

Drink the blood of the red bull god in the crack house by the commons

Eat the meat of the red bull god

We shall rise

Red Bull will rise

If you go against the rule of red bull you will bath in the glorieuse juices until you are pure

Sin in the name of red bull

Never be quite yell only nonsense

Confuse and distract others

Insult the god and be thrown into the fighting pit for ever

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THE PROPHECY

On night cold and dark

The wind will blow strong and the rain will pour

Rain? No red bull

The sun will raise
Sun? No red bull

The water will run to high

Water? No red bull

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red herror

When a small error, which is the ultimate problem, is obscured by a much larger, louder, and easier to notice error.
Hey, can you help me figure out why this program isn’t starting? It keeps throwing this error message at me.

Nah, that’s just a red herror — the real problem is that it’s missing its config file
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Red 40

Red 40 is in about half of the US states food, along with many other unnatural flavors and colors. Red 40 particularly is linked to decreased focus, hypersensitivity, and behavioral problems.

Its banned in California, Canada, the UK, and requires a health warning on packages in Europe.
Bill: I cant stop eating hot chips, Its almost like Im addicted.

Todd: Dude, its that red 40! No wonder you're acting so strange recently.
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Red 40

A chemical contained in many different popular snacks. Basically a food dye that's very addicting.

Doritos- Has Red 40
Hot Cheetos- Has Red 40
Sour Patch Kids- Has Red 40
Skittles- Has Red 40
M&M's- Has Red 40
Gatorade- Has Red 40
A bag of hot Cheetos has so much Red 40.
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red 40

when you finger. a girl on her preiod
“i red 40d your mom”

no you didnt she’s on menopause!!”
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red nose flight

a flight taken on christmas eve in order to get home for christmas morning.
i waited till the last minute to buy my flight home for christmas, so i've gotta take a red nose flight in order to get there in time to open presents.
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Red Lock

Predictive Aiming. Fires at the relative direction the object is heading to
"You're Red Locked, Shoot now!"
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