Brown Wind Of Doom

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

by 2chair May 22, 2015

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

brown crepe

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

Brown hippies

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

Bilbo Brown Pants

A long dingleberry girl who wears long brown pants in an eternal tribute to Bilbo Baggins. Used to describe someone who often follows through and soils the clothing.

Mark is such a Bilbo Brown Pants, he's just messed himself again after chickpea soup

by Bobthe1st October 13, 2015

Timothy brown

A man with a small penis or a trans with a fat vagina

I always have the worst sex nights with Timothy brown

by Flyboyy June 23, 2016