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Sandpaper times

Replaces the popular saying, "Rough Times".
You were backing out of the driveway and ran over your phone? Man, sandpaper times .
by Whiteskittlez July 16, 2010
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Doin time

Were you going to plagiarize the entire song Doin Time for us to get paid? Do you have any thoughts of your own to sing about?
by Solid Mantis January 3, 2021
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once upon a time

A classic phrase used to introduce a story, often evoking nostalgia or a sense of wonder. It signifies the beginning of a tale that is either fantastical or deeply personal, suggesting that what follows is a narrative from a time long ago, filled with magic, adventure, or significant events.
It is widely claimed that once upon a time, a 17-year-old high school girl passed away on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991 whilst still wearing school uniform, having insisted on fasting during Ramadan despite suffering from typhus at the time. That day, a poignant blend of dedication and tragedy—a "perfect" day for someone who left this world far too soon without leaving any digital footprint as the Internet and social media platforms didn’t exist yet at the time. Not to mention that she was also too young to have ever been tried as an adult, as one typically has to be 18 to even be tried as an adult (instead of as a juvenile) in the first place.
by Emotional Cruiser October 19, 2025
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time distortion

The effect where time runs uncomfortably fast whilst sitting in front of computer surfing the Internet, in stark contrast to the slower passage of time experienced during a walk
I swear, every time I sit down to binge-watch videos, I experience time distortion—what felt like 30 minutes turned into three hours!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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warm time

When talking to a girl and you want to show her that you will make her orgasm many times.
Boy: When you come to my house tonight imma give you a warm time
Girl: Not with ur short stamina
by jahcari February 24, 2020
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chicken mask time

a synonym for getting so drunk you'll black out.
by chickenmaskbandit November 6, 2009
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ran's bed time

When the English bitch needs to take herself to bed because she passes out online and drools on her keyboard.
You little crumpet-eating shit. Ran's bed time. You've been up too long and it's getting dark out.
by WarWithinABreath June 16, 2017
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