double wet dream

When you simultaneously ejaculate & shit yourself while sleeping.
double rainbow wet dream
Dude 1: Wow, man why are you at the laundromat so early?
Dude 2: I just woke up from a double wet dream .
Dude 1 " Wow, it must be your lucky day bro. Those are more rare than a double rainbow!
by Beer Buddha October 28, 2015
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Double Peggitration

(Noun) When a man has a dildo rammed in his ass while simultaneously having his dick stepped on with a stiletto shoe.
“Man, I was with this dominatrix last night and she rocked my world with some hot Double Peggitration.”
by iWillShowYouDaWhey March 04, 2018
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double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.
by LostMinD January 27, 2009
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double can heater

A woman that has had to many men and children.

A woman who has had slept with many black men, more than any porn star actress.

A prank usually given to any woman that has had to much to drink in one night and passes out.

The passed out victim, usually is given 2 - 12 ounce cans, one vaginally and in the anus. Then followed by a layer of tape, like a thong and then again like her underwear in, to hold everything until, the victim wakes up. When the victim walks around, causing them to walk funny. the victim must find a way to remove the tape, then the cans, either in a hospital, or at home.
Dude1: That chick has had two cases of beer, and is about ready to pass out.
Dude2: lets get her a double can heater.
by truckem September 18, 2012
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Double Mild Weak Sauce

adj: a descriptive term used to describe a person, place or thing that is below even the most basic of quality standards.
This term can be used as a description of the person, place or thing, as in "I went to France on my vacation. That Place is Double mild weak sauce." Or as the noun itself as in " "I don't know why you're friends with Dave. He is such double mild weak sauce."
by KoztiK May 16, 2011
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Double Pringle

When a white woman wearing white supremacist glasses frames gets so turned on by watching two gay men dick each other’s butt holes that she forgets she married a sex offender
Have you seen that picture of Lauren Boebert Double Pringle?
by Princessofwails June 10, 2022
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Dirty Double Sanders

This is an intimate act involving 2 or more people.

One or more people needs to dress up as Bernie Sanders.

KFC food needs to be consumed.

Amongst the Bernie impressions and chicken grease, love is made and shared between those present.

Think of it as an orgy with secret herbs and spices!
"Hey man how was your weekend?"

"I'll tell ya man, I hooked up with that new freaky girl! Instead of going out to eat she requested that we do a Dirty Double Sanders at her place"

"My man!"
by Dirty Dandee May 26, 2025
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