Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

Doing a Jamo

Doing a Jamo is when one repeatedly calls one’s phone only to then hang up as soon as awnsered with the intention to get you to reply to their messages quicker.

“He keeps f****ng calling me”
“Bro he’s doing a Jamo”

by Dingdongdicka March 9, 2024

You just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

A speech expression used commonly when someone is unable to remember the thing that they were supposed to do,
or when someone else forgot and you are using the phrase sarcastically.

Person 1: what were we supposed to do again?
Person 2: you just gotta like, do the thing; you know?

by im on the interwebs October 19, 2021

Doing the Gordon

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Do you need that?

A statement used when someone is provoking you to fight; used with someone you don’t like that is getting on your nerves.

Marley: I really don’t like you
Zakiya: Ho do you need that? (Do you want to fight?)
Marley: oh we can go right now.

by kkdixon December 23, 2024

what would the bear do

When you don’t know what should be done in a certain situation, just think about the bear and consider the action it would take.

Derek: man I need to break up with Jessica but i don’t know if it’s the right move

Jason: just think man, what would the bear do?

by Youngster Joey 69 July 29, 2022

[DO NOT HACK]

The warning kids on YouTube use for their small channels. These kids who put this tag at the end of their channel title are brainless, since they think ‘do not hack’ will send hackers off. It won’t though.

Guy: Hey my little brother on YouTube changed his name up a bit to say ‘DO NOT HACK’
Guy 2: That’s just pathetic…

by LouisGDYTUrban June 23, 2022