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std cock

A male with a sexually transmitted deseise.
Beware of James' ex's, he is an std cock so they probably dirty.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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scum cock

a) A greasy mischievous man who can only lead to bad.

b) A French Man
"Who's this scum cock?"
by Sly Magoo October 1, 2003
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Soft Cock

A new versatile AussieYank Slang.

When used as noun:
1. 'Soft Cock' means 'got screwed', 'screwed by someone'.
2. 'Soft Cock' also refers to someone who just got screwed in a 'soft' way.

When used as verb:

1. 'Soft Cock' means 'to screw', 'to fuck up'
Example 1 (noun + verb):

As a tourist, Lenard has been 'soft cocked' numerous times by the locals. The locals always seems to 'soft cock' him into getting wrong directions.

He felt like a total 'soft cock'

Example 2 (noun):

Jason likes to 'soft cock' his co-workers
by Someone who got Soft Cocked January 2, 2010
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Cold Cocking

The act of slapping some one with a limp "Cock".
Most commonly in the Face.
"...And he whacks it (jumpsuit) open and....Have you ever heard of Cold Cocking someone?" Laughter "He got him right in the face! BOOM! Whoa!" ~James Edward Olmos Recollecting the antics from the Set of Battlestar Galactica
by Sakuto-no-sai March 16, 2009
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Cock Boxing

1. Cockslap
2. To take a penis (removed from a male's body) and slap an ugly person across the face with it.
3. Another form of 'normal' boxing, but involving female opponents and amputated penises.
"She was really annoying me, so I cock boxed her down to the ground!"

"That person looks like George Bush - they deserve a cock boxing".

"What'd you do last night?" "Cock boxed." "Did you win?" "No, some other bitch had a bigger cock than me."
by Skiface February 3, 2008
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Corn on the Cock

When a female with braces is giving a male a blowjob and the brace wires leave an imprint on the penis, resembling eating corn on the cob.
Dude, your mom gave me a corn on the cock last night, it hurt!
by APManbussum April 14, 2009
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cock diesel

1.A term indigenous to the southern Virginia region used to descibe something that trancends the boundaries of badass.
by eph206 October 5, 2003
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