A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

uwu cat

a thing that is related to gacha in a nasty way, they can simply not live without their JaKEAY BObO bEaR.

please if you see one... BURN IT TO ASHES AND FEED IT TO THE SUFFERING SOULS OF HELL

OMG ITS AN UWU CAT!!

by Alissathebored March 17, 2024

Orange Cat

When a guy acts like an orange cat, they are typically crazy and ginger and act like a cat.

Did you just knock my grandma's ashes off the table?!?
You're such an orange cat!!

by val321 March 30, 2023

Cat

The house pet that people call a "feline friend", but eats your feet in the middle of the night and screams at five o'clock in the morning.

"Are you allergic to cats"

by krazytrex September 16, 2022

Doja cat

She the devil she a bab lil bitch she a rebel
she put her foot to the pedal

guy 1: is she a doja cat
guy 2: yea she the devil

by michealbjordanismymanbackoff August 28, 2023

FUcks cat

Man 1: Moans Fuck Cat
Man 2: Moans let's suck your cat together
Man 2: let the lesbian Woman being begin

UWU fuck my cat with me babu
*FUcks cat cutely

by anonymous March 31, 2021