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URBAN DICTIONARY

Urban dictionary was meant to be a user-input dictionary but instead has turned every definition into a stupid meme of some sorts.
"Yo why does it say that a shark is a type of sex position?" "You're using urban dictionary, aren't you?"
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A site people only go on just to see what someone will say
The person looked up Urban Dictionary to look for funny sentences written by people who didn't go to college
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student: what dictionary is best Mr. G?
Mr. G: Urban dictionary dumbass
by bruh0000 April 27, 2021
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The Urban Dicuary

a place where you get mugs
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A dictionary website with a twist, so people can write silly definitions that others can reply to or add their own personal definition.
Let me pull up Urban Dictionary to see what funny silly definition this word means.
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A website where everyone’s horny and disgusting all the time. It’s a challenge not to find jokes about sex, or terms of sexual activity. If you don’t know what this website is, don’t use this place for any actual definitions. You have been warned.
Somebody: I’m gonna go on urban dictionary to find some definitions for my report. Let me search up “desire.”
Desire: a want for sexual contact/intercourse.
Someone: oh, uh, ok, how about “mental state?”
Mental state: a health based version of how much hot sex you have.
Someone: Oh, uh, what about “kitten?” That can’t be sexual right?
Kitten: another name for a woman’s cute (millennial name for female genitalia relating to cat.)

Someone: yeah I walked right into that one. Ok “video game” can’t be sexual, right?
Video game: an interactive version of pornography.

Someone: I give up.
by DrKoneko December 31, 2020
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Man, why can't we use Urban Dictionary for our book report?
by LegoMyEgoWaffle November 8, 2017
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