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November 1

November 1st
Its the day when everybody forgets about Thanksgiving after Halloween and sets up for Christmas
Mom: time to set up for Christmas it's November 1st

Me: but what about Thanksgiving?
Mom: no one cares about that holiday
by Crackhead is me November 2, 2019
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November 2

Have sex with a stranger day. This is the day to have sex with the first one you see on the streets!
by Puuusi November 2, 2019
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November

The month if pain where you cant nut the whole time. So unfollow Sommer Ray, hide your lotion, put restrictions from porn and you're set. Boys this dreadful month is called... No Nut November (NNN)
Friend: Hey want to hang out:
Me: Yeah, just wait I'm gonna go bust a nut
Friend: You can't! Unless if you want to fail No Nut November
by $ea Urchin November 2, 2019
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Natural November

When girls go natural for the whole month and take pictures with their camera not snap starting from the third of November.
Rules are :
1.no makeup ❌
2.no filters❌

U only get one chance ‼️
“Are u doing the natural November
“Yh I am
by 123sym&syd November 2, 2019
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November 3

All people have to accept any trap card no matter what
Boy:Ha you cant tall cuz I use this card
Girl:I'm not listening to a card
Boy:you have to, its november 3
Girl:oh aii
by Fairy's_amv24 November 2, 2019
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November 1

Y'all can eat spam for eternity
Eat spam, it's a soft squishy slice of plastic you should eat. Without it you would die alone in a case full of a squishy plastic called spam. November 1 should always be eat spam for eternity.
by webydefinitions November 2, 2019
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Nursing Bottle November

Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.
Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019
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