Life

A vicious cycle of suffering between birth and death perpetuated by the uncontrollable urge to copulate and procreate without limit.

Why would I willingly bring a child into a life of suffering?

by The blorbs June 9, 2017

Life

A Meaningless Void Of Pain.

God: I Shall Make A New Human Being
A Pre-Made Human: *whispering* Please Don't Be Me

God: -Lenny Face- Pre-Made Human#5875, Please Step Forth For I Have Chosen You,To Live Life On Earth.

by Itsyaboioli August 27, 2020

my fucking life

something that shouldnt exist

bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47

by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022

spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018

Bag for life

A bag from ASDA that has the text Bag for Life on it but actually breaks in the 2 minutes you get it. It is also an equivalent to stupid ASDA bag.

For example "ugh my bag for life lied to me" or "why the bag of life why do you have to break"

by Hello I dont know November 25, 2020

Life Savor

People who never stop taking time to appreciate and making the most of the small things in life.

“When we woke up after an amazingly peaceful night's sleep, for breakfast, our hosts could have offered plain dip coffee and a box pakecakes, but instead, because they proved to be life savors, they made bistro-quality expressos with foam art and made from scratch pancakes and whip cream.

by dn8lane September 4, 2021

rich life

"Rich Life" is a clothing company created by designer/ entrepreneur Philly Nicks (Philip Nicholas Juan) in 2013.

"Rich Life" is now available in over 200 retail locations

A High-End clothing line, Created for the new money, care-free mentality, as they like to call Street-Luxury.

"Does it look like I give a shit, My Rich Life clothes, you couldnt afford this!"

by mrdefincool November 2, 2013