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life

A sexually-transmitted, terminal disease.
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The meaning of life

The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.
“Hey Jake, want to hear the meaning of life?”
Jake: “Sure”
“The weight of a pencil is the same as a pencil with 15 grams of vacuum space added onto it. Why? Because 15 is a number. And like most numbers, 15 can be spelt backwards, forwards, and sideways. But unlike most numbers, 15 has ur mom. And with that, you can calculate how much goldfish it takes to become the letter Z.”

Jake: “what”
by Fuzت November 17, 2023
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Life

There's nothing to be sad about. Just do it. Don't care what people say just do what make's you smile.
Life is just having fun life or death you can still have fun.
by Blúe August 6, 2022
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life

life is the cure for death so if ur dead respawn
by rrrrichie May 9, 2020
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Life

Freddie is life
by Da real god bro 🙏 April 22, 2022
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Crystal of Life

-Noun-
One of the 6 relics wanted by the Realm Keeper.
The Crystal of Life is green and can be used to manipulate souls. Taking souls or giving souls, this is used to bring to life or kill. It was stolen from the Spirit Realm by the Realm Thief. He then brought it to the physical realm.
I will bring you back to life with the Crystal of Life
by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
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Life

A long water slide where you drown at the end
Boy: My life is great and so are you!
Girl: You look like the guy who would try out for minor league football, not make the cut, then for the next ten years talk about how much football you play.
Boy: She salty, me likey!
Girl: Find someone with the same below average grammer and life as you.
by datonegurl December 9, 2018
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