Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013

Dab me up

dab me up means to put yellow thc oil/wax/shatter/dab into a smoking or vaping mechanism in order to get medicated or high. Sometimes confused with dap / dap me up , which is actually an unspoken greeting by fist pounding but is different then the game of bloody knuckles.

Dab me up bro, let's get high!

by Anonygnostymo217 August 5, 2018

coming at me sideways

who you think you are trying to get at me . where you get off trying to get at me .

who you think you are coming at me sideways homeboy ?

by thaaaa chickkk June 10, 2011

Shiver me timber

From olden days when pirates visited the olde inns and requested the service of prostitutes. The actual term means ‘rapidly stroke my hard penis’. Rapidly stroking like a shiver and hard penis or ‘wood’. Wood also known as timber.

Here young whore I’d like you to shiver me timber for a fair price.

by Gateboy March 5, 2018

Blow-Me-Hoe

Blow-Me-Hoe is the name of a dress brand. The dresses are very low, where they show off the breasts of women. These dresses are used as a seducer, and 99.7% of the time, they get men to do whatever they want. They are designed by designer Madeleine Bonniot, Blow-Me-Hoe is a 2 billion dollar company.

While wearing the Blow-Me-Hoe, the man got down and did the dirty work.

by Teg Jield May 21, 2008

me head no good

Im havin a bad day

Head no good mon waz out all night drinkin innit

by Rastafarai August 11, 2003

Do Me A Solid

When you extrude a huge, hard and difficult poop-glob. One that you have to concentrate to get out. Probably moan a bit, too.

Hey, doctor, I must have a problem. I was sitting on the pot with little success and then, after great work, I had to do me a solid. It sank to the bottom quickly.

by FlesticleBoy September 20, 2010