Fuck Boy

Someone, typically an ex boyfriend, who does not live up to the moral standards of civil human beings. Even if they're an adult they aren't considered a man because of the foolish things they do, hence the name fuck BOY. They pretend they want to be your boyfriend and then make you wait months to see them, just so they can fuck you over in the end. And when you address what they did wrong, they become a coward and avoid the topic by attempting to distract you with flirty texts and snapchats. In the meantime, they're probably trying to get back with their ex girlfriend and she's probably a psycho. When in doubt, stalk their twitters because it'll tell you a hell of a lot more than fuck boy's lame text messages. Because he only texts when it's in his best interest or when he's "done" with his ex again. BEWARE THE FUCK BOY. They may seem faithful but in reality, they just want to fuck around.

Every time I talk about my ex boyfriend who is the biggest fuck boy I know, I have to put a quarter in the jar.

by fuckboymademedoit December 15, 2015

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Fart Fucking

When a person with a bad case of gas gets fucked in the ass and farts a lot.

It is easier to try fart fucking after eating large quantities of beans.

by bwbigwoman January 13, 2011

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Bum fucked

1. Past tense of bum fuck.
2. The act of recieving sex up one's ass.

1. Judging by the way she walked, it was clear to everyone at work that Becky had recently been bum fucked.

by JSuarez November 4, 2007

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Fuck Cramps

The abdominal soreness that typically follows a session of intense sex. Similar to the soreness felt after doing a session of crunches. Typically impacts guys who are sadly out of shape.

Guy 1: "Dude, my ab's are sore today..."

Guy 2: "What, you work out? Do some crunches?"

Guy 1: "Nah, it's just fuck cramps."

Guy 2: "Nice...."

by big_daddy_d August 3, 2009

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Pants Fucked

When the lady's area isn't ready, so the guy simply fucks her through her pants.

Billy and Susie are making out and things got intimate.

Billy "I want to have sex with you"
Susie "No..."
Billy *takes his pants off and gets a handy from Susie while making out"
Billy "Can i atleast finger you?"
Susie "No, my area isn't really ready"
Billy is too horny so while his dick is out and is getting a handy he acts like he is fucking Susie while she has her pants on. Ending with susie being "Pants Fucked"

by Cap'n N Head March 20, 2011

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